hello, if you're finding this, then one of two things has happened:
1: i lost my phone, and you found it, or something of that nature, and wish to return it to me, in which case THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH
2: i'm in some sort of medical emergency, i'm dead, or something has gone horribly wrong in my life and so you're looking at my phone for clues
either way, thank you for checking my website, and seeing what i wish for you to do
My main website has my contact info if you wish to return my phone to me
or click here for emergency information on this site in case i'm dead or in a medical emergency
and here's the record of all the stupid and reckless shit i've done, on this site, if you read it, please enjoy knowing the kind of life i've lived